Southern California umbrella and rainboot manufacturers cannot keep up with demand as rain continues. Significant increase in orders from manufacturers in Washington State and New York cause shipping companies to ask "Wait...you said send to Southern California?" Similarly the recent fashion fixation with moccasins causes others to LOL in great numbers as less intelligent people do not realize that their footwear magically transforms into a pair of sponges when hit it rain. Various Native Americans collectively perform an epic Face Palm.
Southern California residents fear Vitamin D deficiency due to 3 days without sunshine. Moods grim, tensions increasing as more people are forced to spend time inside.
Lumber sales increase in the region as people prepare for the worst by drawing up plans for building an ark.
So more optimistic people are believing that once Steve Jobs walks down the mountain holding the Apple Tablet next week, the skies will clear and all will be well once more. Atheists decline to comment.
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I lol'd. But you spelled 'arc' (ark) wrong.
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