Take a moment to read that headline over carefully...
Read it one more time and realize that all those words should never be used in one sentence.
Anyway apparently some girl from Iowa had to go to a tie breaker to against some 14 year old and had to type:"Zippity Dooo Dahh Zippity Ayy...MY oh MY, what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine Comin' my way....Zippitty Do Dah Zippity Aay! WondeRful Feeling Wonderful day!"
I'll admit that that is pretty difficult to text and I'm surprised they actually made them spell out actual words rather then a ton of abbreviations.
Normally I would take this moment to make fun of this girl, but I really can't because she is 50,000 dollars richer than me. I just shudder to think about what that 15 year old girl is going to do with it.
I see Jonas Brothers tickets, posters, bags, and shirts...the horror!
The only joke I can come up with is this:
How to gain Eternal Glory
Roger Federer: 14 Grand Slam Titles, ties the world record for number of titles
Brazilian National Soccer Team: 5 World Cup titles, most titles of any other country, the only team to have played in EVERY world cup, features players such as: Kaka, Robinho, and Ronaldinho
Kate Moore: some girl who can text a line from a Disney song really fast and wins 50K for it
In conclusion, you could spend your entire life training, conditioning and competing fighting through the blood, sweat and tears to bring eternal glory or you could spend your entire life glued to your cell phone fighting through carpal tunnel.
You decide.
Why am I going to college if all I have to do is get really fast at texting?
wildwombat
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